acloneforever | (no subject)

SO BOATMOM AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT YJ FIC, especially in regards to the newest ep, Target.

acloneforever
i just want football player!superboy/cheerleader!megan
….gosh yes, girls

stillagreenmiss
YES
even though he's a football player and should be like, SUPER POPULAR
he's just so angry and grumpy all the time that he usually just sits in the corner by himself
Wally, Dick and Kaldur like to hang out with him for some reason
even though it's like having a frowny pet rock
Then M'gann transfers in and she's all HI
I'M MEGAN
HAVE SOME COOKIES
(the reason Supey is mad is because his dad is a loser)

acloneforever
…I love you

stillagreenmiss
GOOD
now write thsi properly

acloneforever
I WILL ATTEMPT

stillagreenmiss
And Megan joins the cheerleading squad

acloneforever
or just do some vague parts of it

stillagreenmiss
which means they take the same bus to the game!

acloneforever
and be like THERE IS STUFF MISSING just imagine it

stillagreenmiss
and even though it's like A SECRET RULE THAT NO ONE SITS NEXT TO SUPEY
she sits with him every time
even though he glares
and pretends he doesn't like it

acloneforever
HAHAH YES

stillagreenmiss
and just like, talks at him

acloneforever
i was just thinking that

stillagreenmiss
THEN OF COURSE THERE'S LIKE, THE BIG DRAMATIC GAME
and at the climax
with Supey about to do the big kick or whatever
he looks over and Megan and there's a ~*~connection~*~
..I know nothing about American football

acloneforever
xDD

stillagreenmiss
then they make out under the bleachers idk
I ALSO KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOLS

acloneforever
no no no, we gotta do this the classic sticom way

stillagreenmiss
You guys have like six proms or something

acloneforever
THEY WIN THE BIG GAME

stillagreenmiss
OH

acloneforever
then in the midst of the on field celebration

stillagreenmiss
THEN ARTEMIS KISSES HIM IN CONGRATULATIONS?
and Megan sees and gets sad

acloneforever
they meet in the middle

stillagreenmiss
oh wait i like your idea

acloneforever
conner pulls off his helmet
and pulls megan into a kis
s
and everyone is just all "ABOUT FUCKING TIME"

stillagreenmiss
Wally somehow has confetti
And Dick was taking bets
so he's rolling in illicit moolah

acloneforever
he knew it would happen that day

stillagreenmiss
he had it down to the hour
That bitch

acloneforever
and wally was stupid enough to put money on graduation

stillagreenmiss
I'm imagining them kissing
and then everyone cheering
THEN THEY ALL PRETEND TO LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE
because Supey glares at them

acloneforever
yes

stillagreenmiss
(then they go make out under the bleachers)

acloneforever
that part is key!!

stillagreenmiss
THE MOST IMPORTANT
And everyone expects them to be prom king and queen or whatever the hell that is
but Artemis or someone hacks the results
so it's Wally and Dick
Dick looks so nice in that sash
:'D

acloneforever
and having the queen crown

stillagreenmiss
He really likes the sceptre
Meanwhile, Wally tries to drown himself in the punch bowl

acloneforever
wally is just all "DUDE I AM NOT DOING THE SPOTLIGHT DANCE WITH HIM"

stillagreenmiss
And Dick is just like
DIP ME
DIP MEEEEE

acloneforever
because he's dick
… this prompt http://justice-anon.livejournal.com/478.html?thread=13790#t13790

stillagreenmiss .
..he probably helped Artemis fix the results

acloneforever
yep

stillagreenmiss .
AHAHAH
I can't wait to tell Ry about our highschool AU

acloneforever
YES

stillagreenmiss .
Kaldur is captain of the swim team!

acloneforever
of course
he's like a fish in the water

stillagreenmiss .
Artemis would be captain of the archery club, but she doesn't always show up
and she gives no shits

acloneforever
SHE SHOWS UP AND DOES AWESOME
and nobody complains

stillagreenmiss .
Plus some skeevy dude with a goatee picks her up from school sometimes
YEAH
that's why they can't kick her out
because she's the only good archer they have
BUT ROY IS THE COACH AND HE'S JUST LIKE
AHHHHHH
tearing out his hair

acloneforever
and her "uncle" is not making things better
OLD ARCHERY COACH

stillagreenmiss .
Ollie just appears some days
HEY ROY, TAKING ARTIE OUT
HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, LATER

acloneforever
and roy dies a little bit on the inside

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[13:05] <@MissMartian> Is Reddie the school counselor
[13:05] <@MissMartian> or wait
[13:05] <@MissMartian> the football coach?
[13:06] <@Superboy> both
[13:06] <@MissMartian> Superboy goes to him with all his FEELINGS
[13:06] <@MissMartian> "Why won't this girl leave me alone?"
[13:06] <@MissMartian> "I'M SCARY, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY."
[13:06] <@MissMartian> and M'gann comes for her own sessions
[13:06] <@MissMartian> while reddie is just like
[13:07] <@MissMartian> ...flask
[13:07] <@MissMartian> chug
[13:07] <@Superboy> I NEED TO BE MORE DRUNK FOR THIS
[13:07] <@MissMartian> He actually uses a Pepto bottle for his booze so the administration won't get suspicious
[13:07] <@MissMartian> and M'gann's like :o DO YOU HAVE ULCERS?

why are we horrible people

ALSO ALSO

gets_you_wet: Kaldur would be the kid who is on the swim team AND in student government AND does a million after school things
he does EVERYTHING

stillagreenmiss: YEAH
chess club
basket weaving
he wears socks and sandals, though
what a dweeb

we have too many horrible ideas

gets_you_wet: 8(
everyone just ignores him

stillagreenmiss: but he gets to choose all the decorations and stuff for school dances
UNDER THE SEA THEME
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

there's only so many times m'gann can wear a sea shell bikini...

scratch that thought, under the sea is cool with me

Aqualad could do

underwater basket weaving

.............................................

what do you expect from our cast

Your queen just wants to be dipped, Wally.

<@KidFlash> .....
<@KidFlash> oh my god
<@KidFlash> "DUDE I AM NOT DOING THE SPOTLIGHT DANCE WITH HIM"
<@Superboy> dip your queen wally
<@MissMartian> DIP HIM
<@Superboy> okay so, if wally and dick are prom king and queen, then bruce should totally be the prom chaperone
<@Superboy> and he is just glaring at wally
<@Superboy> all
<@Superboy> night
<@Superboy> long
<@KidFlash> fknjdsf sob
<@TinyDick> 8D
<@TinyDick> is now known as <@TinyDick>|food.
<@MissMartian> he makes the like
<@MissMartian> WATCHING YOU GESTURE
<@MissMartian> and wally feels his balls try to escape into his body
<@KidFlash> DICK WHEN YOU GET BACK LET'S POST fuck packing
<@Superboy> wally just wants to find the quickest way out of the prom
<@Superboy> but can't
<@Superboy> dick is his ride
<@Superboy> and roy is having too much fun to leave
<@KidFlash> fdksjfsd
<@Superboy> (wally and dick go together AS BROS OKAY)
<@KidFlash> "dick is his ride" further proof that dick is the worst name
<@MissMartian> ROY IS THE ONE WHO SPIKES HIS PUNCH
<@MissMartian> helpin' a bro out
<@Superboy> yep
<@MissMartian> He thought Wally looked too stressed
<@MissMartian> so
<@MissMartian> booze
<@KidFlash> roy spikes the punch, wally drinks a fucking lot of it, winds up making out with Dick in the back of the limo
<@KidFlash> AS BROS
<@Superboy> and bruce knows
<@MissMartian> BRUCE SOMEHOW IS THE CHAUFFEUR
<@MissMartian> they're making out
<@MissMartian> the little divider slowly goes down
<@MissMartian> BATGLARE

sob

gosh it's amazing to finally be castmates

i like it better when i'm the one making people hurt in their souls :(

i'm sure there's plenty of chances for you to hurt me too

THE TABLES HAVE TUUUUUURNED

don't make me write or find horrible m'gann tentacle porn

shoot i'll write it

...yes please do want

goddammit

gets_you_wet:
the end of the prom just has Roy and Kaldur standing there all proud of themselves but for TOTALLY DIFFERENT REASONS

stillagreenmiss:
Roy's proud that he got Wally and Dick to bang
while Kaldur is just like
YES PERFECT PROM
just as planned

gets_you_wet:
8D
just as long as Kaldur doesn't finish off the rest of the spiked punch

Edited 2011-06-17 21:02 (UTC)

You guys... we are the best cast.

does best mean worst

In Atlantian it does.

In Martian it means sexy.

somehow I approve

:|b